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r e m e m b e r i n g sunday says:
-petpetstroke-
brenna ate jayde. says:
*ejaculation*
r e m e m b e r i n g sunday says:
LMAO
r e m e m b e r i n g sunday says:
thats going in my name.
brenna ate jayde. says:
xD
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
:3
brenna ate jayde. says:
xDD
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
i didn’t even
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
sexually touch you
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
and you did that
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
<3
brenna ate jayde. says:
xD
brenna ate jayde. says:
that’s just how good you are
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
;D
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
i’d be the best whore ever.
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ! brenna ate jayde. says: *ejaculation* says:
’ -looks at person-‘
’ -person jizzes in their pants-‘
’ that’ll be 1,000 dollars.
i’m just that good.

*Sing it back to me

becky says:

Hi yo

* you would sing it back to me.. says:

i killed everyone in pandemic.

* you would sing it back to me.. says:

i’m happy.

becky says:

Did you? lol

* you would sing it back to me.. says:

YES.

* you would sing it back to me.. says:

<3

becky says:

Good job lady

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i’m terrible. i know.

* where the lines overlap

so, i guess today’s valentines day. I don’t have a valentine, because my boyfriend recently moved away, and i’m not ready for any sort of relationship. I know what you’re thinking, ” oh Alex, shut the fuck up you fuckface”, well, wanna know what i say to that? two angry camels in a tiny fucking car. (rwj <3) But yeah, i hope you guys get laid! (remember to use the condoms santa gave you)

Anyway, i’m getting glasses, and one of my two arrived at the eye doctors, so i’m going to pick those up today, very fun. I have all week to get used to them, since i’m on mid winter break ( not that i mind, but we have just about as many days off as summer break. haha.) no one will get to see me tourture myself.

Anyway, i don’t have much else to say.

listening too: misguided ghosts. paramore.

first post, yay.

so, this is my first post. wooo. I feel bad for whoever reads this, for they’ll see i have the most boring life ever.  I get up, shower, eat, go to school, contemplate suicide, go home, get a snack, go online, and eventually get kicked off the computer. Yes, i do have a life, i just choose not to live it  ( kidding, i totally go outside to get sun..maybe thats why i’m incredibly pale? hm.) Anyway, i’m Alexsandra, but call me Alex, though i don’t mind when people call me Alexsandra, some are just retarded and call me alexis…alexa..Alex is easier. I go to R.U high ( best name fail..ever!) i won’t tell you what it stands for, i don’t need creepers..Anyways, i’m a sixteen year old girl with a very ” bright ” future ahead of me, or so say’s my teachers. I hate math, but then again, who doesn’t, amirite. i know i am. I have a dog, his name is Kirby, and a cat named Kissy, both under five years.  I breathe air, i smile at the people passing me by, and i wonder if they’ll realize i’m almost to the point of exploding. Maybe i’ll snap and kill Chelsea..maybe..maybe…

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